Hmmmm

Cavern with a firepit

Thou comest unto a CAVERNOUS FOYER. There art... wizard...shoes organized by ye doore? "Holeigh shitteth" thou utterest. "This art truleigh a mindfuck."

Dost thou taketh off thy shoes?

I hath learned my lesson, of course. Nay, I still shant for I sucketh.