Wow!

Cavern with a firepit

All ye denizens of ye Wizard Cave come out into ye CAVERNOUS FOYER and applaud thee. Thou hast been given a seconde chance at life.

Thou beginst to cry, for as all who live thou had ye desire for good deep within thy heart. Now with this chance, thou feelst as free as a dove or a butterfleigh or a pterodactyl.

Thou shouteth "I am free! Free to be humaine! Free to choose mine own destineigh! Free to become ye person I'd always dreamed!"

All ye cave denizens art crying now and huggening one anoether.

Ye great wizard of ye WIZARD CAVE doth approacheth from ye throng.

wizard presenting himself
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