NNNAYYY!

"Enter, now!" thou callest. He turneth towardst thou one last time, his once swaggering eyes now large, glittering and innocent like a doe's. Thou cannay hear his words over the sounds of the screaming, but cannot help but think he hath uttered the words, "Thank you". He stepeth into ye WIZARD GARBAGE CAN, never to be seen again.

Thou art surprised, for in this moment where justice hath triumphed, thou heart begineth to ache. Thy unexplored connection with this dashing stranger shall haunt thy dreams for fortnights to come.