AHH

Ye Great Wizard art standing now over thee and he delivereth a decisive kick on ye back of thy knee. Thou fallest to thy knees and he taketh up thy hair in his hand. He looketh down in your eyes and then slam thee down into ye ground. Ye crowd shout "OHH" as if in sympathizening pain. He climbeth up on a nearby ledge, turn toward thee, and descendeth once more with a RIGHTEOUS ELBOW DROP upon thee.

Thy spine shattereth into a bajillionous pieces and thou art struck utterly dead.

If only thou hadst chosen to take off thy shoes...