AHHH
Thou beginst to run for ye door but ye Wizard's THUNDEROUS STEMS propel him with incredible speed across ye room and he gets thee in a TIGHT HEADLOCK.
He picketh thee up and SUPLEX thee against ye cave floor. He leap into ye aire like a dove or a butterfleigh or a pterodactyl and doth descend against thee with a MOST FORTITUDINOUS ELBOW DROP. Thou spitteth blood once again but he art not finished.
He getteth up and thou art rolling on ye floor, dazed and seeing stars.
He grabeth thee by ye ankles hand begin to spin thee around with immense force before letting go, launching thee across ye CAVERNOUS FOYER into ye firepit. He cometh over to thee lying face down in ye ash.
He grabeth thee by ye haire and press thy face into ye ashe. He lifteth thy head from ye ashe and plant it again, over and over. Thou art sort of into this part.
He standeth up and walketh around ye room, now full of ye denizens of ye WIZARD CAVE applauding his righteous beatdown of thee. He holdeth out his arms and puff out his chest, flaunting his victory...